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TW Issue II

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TODAY’S WORLD
September 10 / 2007
Issue II

As many may have heard their trying to take vending machine’s out of school’s because it’s bad for your teeth. Like chocolate and candy, hell I’d be for focused on Halloween than school Coke machine.
Young college student’s drop out at an unfriendly rate of 40 a day and sign there death warrant with the military. Like we have to sign your name to get shot now. Just drive in a bad neighbor hood and watch a 14 year old girl talking on her cell phone get shot at a party.

In military the United States has finally found an efficient way of battling but decided it’s too easy. UAV (unmanned Arial vehicles) are too easy they have to send in troops to get sniped or blowen to bits. So for all of you ladies getting married because your high school sweet heart is going to Iraq. Start planning your seconded wedding.

Ok today’s sports is still the same as last week.

In Japan the Japanese created the first realistic human robot. Of course it’s a woman showing the first man robot is still hundred of years behind the woman. Lucky for us though she’s wired to one place besides the mall. Unfortunately she is the start of replacing the human race with AI robot work force. So wait a few more years then the traveling industry will be packed.

Ok in job’s we have an opening in freight, employee must be able to carry heavy boxes with no assistance. Forklift license required unless you’re from Mexico. There is also in opening in crash testing. The British company that produces bicycles wants an actual human to crash the bike in a moving vehicle. Heath insurance required.

Ok immigration has become a problem it today’s world, mainly in the United States. Here is an idea to solve three problems. Dig a ditch at the Mexico-US border. Take the Florida’s gater problem put it in the trench and uses the dirt to raise Saint Lewis. There are three more problems the president doesn’t have to know about.

Ok for all of you people out there that want to learn how to visit my-space at work the trick is as followed. Go to Start Menu, click the Search option. Type in the website. For links right click the link, copy shortcut, copy to address bar.

Finally birthdays. Happy freaking birthday to anyone who has one today. Congratulations, you made another trip around the sun, you’re another year older, and I’m not getting any younger so I say this to you. So Fucking What!

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