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Gee Wiz Kidz 2-2-In the event of a collision in mid air. Bend down and kiss your seat goodbye.
-In the event of a collision in mid sea. Panic. They will vote you the first off.
-In the event of a mid highway collision. Wait for an hour, parimedicas are on there way.
-In the event of jumping out of a plane with out a parachute, rethink what you forgot in life.
-Today's failure leads us to tomorrows victury,
-Why can't North and South Korea just kiss and make up?
-Japan is the fashion capital of the Pacific Ocean, Do Not Bring Girlfriend to Japan.
-If I had super powers I would save people. Then creat new problems.
-The Hindinburg killed only 37 people and people abandoned the blimps entirly. However in the airliner acident each year hundreds of people die. Make you wonder yet?
-We the humans are running out of the earths visable land. There for we must build up.
-Apartments will be in everybodies future like it or not, no more lawns, no more mowers, no real land.
-If something... not ment for flying...
Gee Wiz Kidz 1-2-In every religion, people that is not in their religion will go too hell. Sounds a bit cramped don't you think. Join your local arcade.
-If you are truly sane. You probably will understand that I am not.
-Don't play life like every one is against you but the books. Live a little and buy a round of drinks for me.
-If god does exist. Where the hell is he during wars?
-If a bible just appeared out off no where, why do we follow it?
-Don't mess with Texas. Mess with Rhode Island.
-To cuss somebody out without anyone knowing. Try studying Polish. No one suspects them.
-There will never be world peace until war is settled.
-The road to success is long. Try the new highway.
-I have a kid. Don't pull me over.
-Terrorism. Hold a convention center in the middle of the desert. Then bomb the hell out of it.
-If you have holy water, is there hellish water?
-To confuses Bush. Very Easy
-If it isn't broke, I can't fix it. Give me my hammer, please.
-If it doesnt work I'm sorry.
-I'd show you m
Mr. WuhlRip Van Winkle. A story about a man who has a nagging wife, gets drunk , goes to sleep for twenty years. Wakes up his wife is dead and he lives live happily ever after.
Washington Irving is Americas first international known author. He has got a world wide audience , so he wants to write a world wide best seller. And what dose he come up with. The Life and Voyages of Christopher Columbus. This becomes the biggest hit in American publishing history at least until Volume Two The Fellowship of the Ships. This becomes the biggest hit in American publishing until Volume Three.
1775 Boston Mass. A British Postal worker, 23 years old, a postal rider Hears that the British are invading . Gets on a horse and rides 350 miles to warn the colonist. And his name is. Israel Bissell.
Did Paul Revere ride. Absolutely. He went a good ohm 19 miles. He went from Boston to Carriage.
The only person he could of warned is the Dean of Harvard
Israel Bissell on the other hand went
TW Issue VTODAYS WORLD
October 1 / 2007
Ok the special edition is now out and the world hasnt been destroyed. You are apparently still alive if youre reading this and will probably live a nice healthy life.
Ok in medical history the Germans equal to a cast is jamming a metal rod to the bone.
In gaming we have heard rumors of a third Sims, City of Heros / Villains is coming out with another expansion. It will be called the City of Neutrals. WOW is the second most played game in the world following only by EVE. EVE is planning a patch which will allow players to roam the already huge universe and walk on planets and space stations they will call the patch Walking On Worlds 2.0 or WOW 2.0
A ship sinks in the Atlantic, the American shipping industry is still moving though. Apparently the ship hit an iceberg of the coast of Virginia. Thanks to the help of GPS the fishermen were never found.
Weather is now becoming a concern for the political offic
Leaving Southampton She was in the kitchen when he stumbled in noisily, tripping as he went past the shelves and catching the edge of the table to keep himself from falling.
Pretending not to hear the stream of curses that followed, she kept her eyes fixed on the dishes, letting her hand trail in the soapy water. There was a loud scraping of wood against grimy concrete as he drew a chair and collapsed into it. At this she looked up, and after a moment's hesitation, she said, unnecessarily, "You've been drinking."
He clutched his head and said nothing. He hadn't shaved in weeks and stank of sweat and alcohol; he looked much older than his eighteen years.
They sat in silence for a while. Then he announced, loudly, "Fuck."
She didn't bother to tell him off. She just waited. And jumped when he suddenly brought his fist down, hard, onto the table.
"Our lives here are s
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