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TW Issue IXTODAYS WORLD
October 29 / 2007
The war in Iraq might be able to be considered a civil war when the US pulls out. President and CEO of the United States visited the U.S.S. Arizona memorial today and said This is my future One of the agents was fired for snickering. The Pentagon is now adding another section to its building in order to confuse the cavemen in the Il-Kilda clan. They figure that they would make it a hexagon instead of a pentagon and move the building five inches closer to the white house for safety reasons. The president was also requested to be on the show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader. He calmly said Dont I needed to pass kinder garden first?
Here is a tip for all you do-it your selfers out there. When your project does not look anywhere near the picture on the box it might be a good time to call for help. Also next time read the instructions and be ashamed. ITT is researching a new cure for cancer at one hospital in Minne
TW Issue VIIITODAYS WORLD
October 22 / 2007
Ok in Americas streets and prisons there are gangs. I have two solutions either send them to Iraq and let them get wasted or take them to the coliseum and let them duke it out for the Europeans to watch and pay us. Say about 100 Euros per seat, 10 for the drinks and food and bets start at 25 grand per thug. That way we can solve the crime problem and send the police men into Iraq after a few training exercises. Everybody wins for this. The gangs get to see the world and the US gets some nuclear day funds.
University of Minnesota is conducting a theory that people think smarter in a large roof room. People think even better if it was a dome. The university was stopped when they figured out the congress was under one of the biggest domes in the United States there by reversing there previous theory. People now think more clearly when there driving sixty with a cellular phone in there ear than Bush did when he decided to declare war. I
TW VIITODAYS WORLD
October 15 / 2007
For todays issue there is a slight chance of pissed off followed by a high sarcasm viewing. Enjoy but dont bitch.
Ok the seventh issue and no one really cares for a little sarcasm anymore. There are a few people that actually know how to laugh and for the love of the all caring Bush administration start reading and laugh. I dont write this shit to just be read I want to see laughter.
Ok in an add I seen in a paper I saw these bike lights that show off designs and time. So if you cant afford to waste money on a McDonalds watch you can spare $20 on a light up bike ornament. Look at the time and crash.
I say allow drugs, there getting in anyway so just legalize the damn things. The when the finally realize that they made a stupid choice for a few minutes of happy time. I believe that if a moron wants to fuck up his life, and then let him. Its one less life crowding this planet. There too many dumb asses on Cops n
AmericaThe NAFTA Or North American Free Trade Agreement does not mean we can trade Mexicans for cheap jobs people. This is America, we speak ENGLISH not Spanish not Chinese and not German. If you want to come to this country learn to speak English. This country is just allowing to many Mexicans in illegally. Hell if were so up set about Iraq and Iran. If were so worried about another attack on the US then what are we doing about the Mexican's. If an nuclear warhead was sunk in to mexico and crossed the border that is one less nuclear weapon in. If I put my mind to it I could devise a way to 'barrow' the most important document in the US. This Country may have anti missile defense but its the swarms of people immigrating to the US. No I'm tring not to pick on Mexico but if we can get them to do this legally then they don't have to be paid mini-wage. I believe that in 50 years this country will have English as a second language second to chinese or spanish.
Another thing about this country is,
IronmanHear me read it
My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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