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My GoalEver have that friend that hinks he can concore the world with his newly designed ideas. An idiot in college wants to build a two legged artillery platform with thick armor, four feet thick. See I go to college, I barly pass my classes and am now starting to look at a military solution. I have the most creative mind in the world, I would be at NASA thinking shit up and backing that shit up with even more shit. (See Armageddon :1998 if you don't understand that) Ok why we wait for them to go to tv links or flick peek lets continue. I would beable to design a brand new shuttle with the same cargo abilitys. I have ideas that could revoultionize shipping across the water more green. You don't need a college degree to figure out how stuff works, you just need the right tools to take it apart and put it back together. I rest my conclusions with this. You may have a college DR. degree but I still have my imagination, I build my stuff and I dream about the future. I know I don't have long but
TW Issue VITODAYS WORLD
October / 8 / 2007
Astronauts are give duis after an accident aboard the space shuttle. The mission control became aware of this when the astronauts responded with an earlier progress report. Unnamed astronaut Umm. Were ok on food mission control but can you send us more beer, but were out of Samuel Adams. An unidentified astronaut shouted this before the end. No more of that cheap ass lite beer!
Ok in other news there is a new line of art taking the world by a secret storm. Adult anime is the most common looked at form of art found on half the worlds computers.
Todays studies have found internet porn among one of the toughest habits to quite, the government has declared it worse than drugs and coffee. The only way to quit is to throw out the computer.
Some facts about internet pornography will be released in the sub Issue X. Todays weather is outside where it should be. The Umbrella Corp. has release foo
Gee Wiz Kidz 2-2-In the event of a collision in mid air. Bend down and kiss your seat goodbye.
-In the event of a collision in mid sea. Panic. They will vote you the first off.
-In the event of a mid highway collision. Wait for an hour, parimedicas are on there way.
-In the event of jumping out of a plane with out a parachute, rethink what you forgot in life.
-Today's failure leads us to tomorrows victury,
-Why can't North and South Korea just kiss and make up?
-Japan is the fashion capital of the Pacific Ocean, Do Not Bring Girlfriend to Japan.
-If I had super powers I would save people. Then creat new problems.
-The Hindinburg killed only 37 people and people abandoned the blimps entirly. However in the airliner acident each year hundreds of people die. Make you wonder yet?
-We the humans are running out of the earths visable land. There for we must build up.
-Apartments will be in everybodies future like it or not, no more lawns, no more mowers, no real land.
-If something... not ment for flying...
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