TW Issue VITODAYS WORLD
October / 8 / 2007
Astronauts are give duis after an accident aboard the space shuttle. The mission control became aware of this when the astronauts responded with an earlier progress report. Unnamed astronaut Umm. Were ok on food mission control but can you send us more beer, but were out of Samuel Adams. An unidentified astronaut shouted this before the end. No more of that cheap ass lite beer!
Ok in other news there is a new line of art taking the world by a secret storm. Adult anime is the most common looked at form of art found on half the worlds computers.
Todays studies have found internet porn among one of the toughest habits to quite, the government has declared it worse than drugs and coffee. The only way to quit is to throw out the computer.
Some facts about internet pornography will be released in the sub Issue X. Todays weather is outside where it should be. The Umbrella Corp. has release foo
Gee Wiz Kidz 2-2-In the event of a collision in mid air. Bend down and kiss your seat goodbye.
-In the event of a collision in mid sea. Panic. They will vote you the first off.
-In the event of a mid highway collision. Wait for an hour, parimedicas are on there way.
-In the event of jumping out of a plane with out a parachute, rethink what you forgot in life.
-Today's failure leads us to tomorrows victury,
-Why can't North and South Korea just kiss and make up?
-Japan is the fashion capital of the Pacific Ocean, Do Not Bring Girlfriend to Japan.
-If I had super powers I would save people. Then creat new problems.
-The Hindinburg killed only 37 people and people abandoned the blimps entirly. However in the airliner acident each year hundreds of people die. Make you wonder yet?
-We the humans are running out of the earths visable land. There for we must build up.
-Apartments will be in everybodies future like it or not, no more lawns, no more mowers, no real land.
-If something... not ment for flying...
Gee Wiz Kidz 1-2-In every religion, people that is not in their religion will go too hell. Sounds a bit cramped don't you think. Join your local arcade.
-If you are truly sane. You probably will understand that I am not.
-Don't play life like every one is against you but the books. Live a little and buy a round of drinks for me.
-If god does exist. Where the hell is he during wars?
-If a bible just appeared out off no where, why do we follow it?
-Don't mess with Texas. Mess with Rhode Island.
-To cuss somebody out without anyone knowing. Try studying Polish. No one suspects them.
-There will never be world peace until war is settled.
-The road to success is long. Try the new highway.
-I have a kid. Don't pull me over.
-Terrorism. Hold a convention center in the middle of the desert. Then bomb the hell out of it.
-If you have holy water, is there hellish water?
-To confuses Bush. Very Easy
-If it isn't broke, I can't fix it. Give me my hammer, please.
-If it doesnt work I'm sorry.
-I'd show you m