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TW Issue XTODAYS WORLD
November 5 / 2007
Well this was bound to happen its the internet edition of Todays World and man this had to have surprised you
On the internet today you can send emails via a cellular phone or a laptop and you also can get a wireless internet by satellite on your laptop. Great for traveling and convenient if youre in a coffee shop. But now when your laptop gets stolen the thief can check his credit score online while getting away.
But really though you can buy just about anything online right now. In edition to that you can also edit anything you find on the internet. There are sites out there that even offer up fake IDs for about $20 USD. My point is that if anyone wanted to shut down something so big they would need to find the point in which majority of the internet is stored or in other words you cant shut it down.
What can I buy now?
Well you can by:
Food, homes, land, weapons, display case
Ha. Ok if you are one of the lucky few to know me in RL and at DA then you should know this. I have a split personality. I can be understanding in RL and hold back oh so much but on DA it is just as good as the junkyard in GA. DA is where I let out what ever I think and feel. One example would be TW. It is a joke paper but has some truth to it. I also have a feeling that describes no other. I hate fish but love to go fishing up north. I hate todays government but love the concept. I really hate the mornings but love what it will get me in a few years. Solid cash none of this A+ shit. I believe that in todays world the kids in high school lose interests in grades. They don't give a fling pig fuck about A, B, C, D, F If you want students to start passing start giving them money. Alright heres my plan. If your kid did 100% well he gets 100 dollars. If hes half ass like me then he gets 50 bucks. Any high school-er would agree with me. Why, because we need money, we
TW Issue IXTODAYS WORLD
October 29 / 2007
The war in Iraq might be able to be considered a civil war when the US pulls out. President and CEO of the United States visited the U.S.S. Arizona memorial today and said This is my future One of the agents was fired for snickering. The Pentagon is now adding another section to its building in order to confuse the cavemen in the Il-Kilda clan. They figure that they would make it a hexagon instead of a pentagon and move the building five inches closer to the white house for safety reasons. The president was also requested to be on the show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader. He calmly said Dont I needed to pass kinder garden first?
Here is a tip for all you do-it your selfers out there. When your project does not look anywhere near the picture on the box it might be a good time to call for help. Also next time read the instructions and be ashamed. ITT is researching a new cure for cancer at one hospital in Minne
SweepAs soon as he stepped into the open field, he slung the minesweeper from his shoulder and pointed its nose to the ground. It was old, worn and heavy, and old and rough, calloused and breaking, and old. The metal between his hands was cold and chilled his fingers. If he was not careful he could step on the very mines he was trying to find. They would have to pick up the pieces of his body and to send the tags home where his wife would cry and hold his son and daughter close with nothing to show them of their father but a piece of metal engraved with "Ajeet Singh".
One sweep, than another.
This war had taught him to never trust open spaces. Open spaces were where the mines were planted, where Prets lay in wait. France was green and damp just like the uniform he wore. It had been days since he was separated from his unit, and now the Allies were breathing on his neck, searching for POW’s, searching for the enemy of which he was one. &
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