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Gee Wiz Kidz 2-2-In the event of a collision in mid air. Bend down and kiss your seat goodbye.
-In the event of a collision in mid sea. Panic. They will vote you the first off.
-In the event of a mid highway collision. Wait for an hour, parimedicas are on there way.
-In the event of jumping out of a plane with out a parachute, rethink what you forgot in life.
-Today's failure leads us to tomorrows victury,
-Why can't North and South Korea just kiss and make up?
-Japan is the fashion capital of the Pacific Ocean, Do Not Bring Girlfriend to Japan.
-If I had super powers I would save people. Then creat new problems.
-The Hindinburg killed only 37 people and people abandoned the blimps entirly. However in the airliner acident each year hundreds of people die. Make you wonder yet?
-We the humans are running out of the earths visable land. There for we must build up.
-Apartments will be in everybodies future like it or not, no more lawns, no more mowers, no real land.
-If something... not ment for flying...
Gee Wiz Kidz 1-2-In every religion, people that is not in their religion will go too hell. Sounds a bit cramped don't you think. Join your local arcade.
-If you are truly sane. You probably will understand that I am not.
-Don't play life like every one is against you but the books. Live a little and buy a round of drinks for me.
-If god does exist. Where the hell is he during wars?
-If a bible just appeared out off no where, why do we follow it?
-Don't mess with Texas. Mess with Rhode Island.
-To cuss somebody out without anyone knowing. Try studying Polish. No one suspects them.
-There will never be world peace until war is settled.
-The road to success is long. Try the new highway.
-I have a kid. Don't pull me over.
-Terrorism. Hold a convention center in the middle of the desert. Then bomb the hell out of it.
-If you have holy water, is there hellish water?
-To confuses Bush. Very Easy
-If it isn't broke, I can't fix it. Give me my hammer, please.
-If it doesnt work I'm sorry.
-I'd show you m
Mr. WuhlRip Van Winkle. A story about a man who has a nagging wife, gets drunk , goes to sleep for twenty years. Wakes up his wife is dead and he lives live happily ever after.
Washington Irving is Americas first international known author. He has got a world wide audience , so he wants to write a world wide best seller. And what dose he come up with. The Life and Voyages of Christopher Columbus. This becomes the biggest hit in American publishing history at least until Volume Two The Fellowship of the Ships. This becomes the biggest hit in American publishing until Volume Three.
1775 Boston Mass. A British Postal worker, 23 years old, a postal rider Hears that the British are invading . Gets on a horse and rides 350 miles to warn the colonist. And his name is. Israel Bissell.
Did Paul Revere ride. Absolutely. He went a good ohm 19 miles. He went from Boston to Carriage.
The only person he could of warned is the Dean of Harvard
Israel Bissell on the other hand went
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