TW Issue IIITODAYS WORLDSeptember 17 / 2007Issue IIIOk its the third issue so if you get this I havent been caught yet. Heres a hint to the local staff that have been searching for me. I am a tall person about 6-6 I have red hair, making straight As and am not anyone you least suspected.Also in todays world gas is back up, if you have a car use the bus, carpool, ride a damn bike. Childhood fatness is a common issue among D.C. If the people want to stop the fat people from being fat I could suggest about 1.6 billion fast food restaurants in the country that they could shut down. I can also point you toward the local YMCA.For jobs today we have a want ad placed by the CAC (Criminal Adjustment Center) they want an electrician to activate the 10,000 volt chair again.The secret military base Area 51 plan failed, the American public can now view it on Google Earth. They can also hover over any show girl billboard and see the womans breast in California.A
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